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I mean to tell you that I'm that regular. Once in the morning and I'm done until tomorrow.
And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn't?
God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?
What happens when you take a shit away from home?
Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.
Portable bidets have entered the chat
Wet wipes
This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Only if you flush them
So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?
USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.
funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).
I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system
Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg