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The real question is who will first sniff the chair of the other? I'm betting Elon sniffs Trump's chair, then Trump sniffs Elon's chair, then Vance comes last.
Vance is the footrest. His opportunity comes after everyone else leaves.
Vance is still trying to get off the couch.
Bold of you to assume he reciprocates.
Then the janitor actually gets on stage last, because once Vance is gone those chairs need to be thrown away, preferably incinerated.