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Paris Agrees to Properly Represent Catholic Church in Closing Ceremony, With Scene Depicting Systematic Cover-Up of Child Abuse (theshovel.com.au)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Id prefer Ezekiel 23:20

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet you would ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"They longed for lewdness as much as they longed for their lovers. They went whoring after every male who looked appealing to them."

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This book needs to be banned

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿซ