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Disintegrate (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

Can't wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

"I'm sick of the government telling me to breathe. I'm done!"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately you really can't kill yourself by just "not breathing" if you're surrounded by air. You'll just pass out.

Helium though that'll do it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And you'll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there.

I'm thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by "autopilot".

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Maybe he'll pull a Jobs

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