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this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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As much as I love shitting on the French for being terrible with numbers (seriously, how the fuck is the word for '99' 'four-twenties, a ten, and a nine'?!?) this one seems intentional so you can feel when you run out.
The funny thing is that in Switzerland they commonly say nonante neuf. So it's not like there is no word for 90
Someone tried to improve the French language and predictably the French were having none of it.
not in my jardin !
Because way back when, before sensible systems, they used base-20, and despite now running base-10, the base-20 is stuck in the language.
Edit it's sort of in most languages actually, not just to that extent. I mean, English has "twenty-one", but no "onety-one". 1-20 have their own numbers in most languages I think, and after twenty you just repeat the first 10 and add whatever tens you like, whereas the French sometimes repeat the first 20 and add an amount of twenties
But you have teens? Thirteen, fourteen etc? It's just that a dozen was kind of special, so eleven and twelve are kind of irregular, but afterwards it's just ordinary base 10, isn't it?
But the endian switches for the teens
twenty three is "tens place ones place," but thirteen is "ones place tens place."
Well, English does. Not my native language.
Yes, my point exactly. No "onety-one", because "eleven".
Same with other languages.
But "thirteen", "fourteen" etc, you think are as regular as "twenty one", "thirty three" "forty five"?
It is base-10 all the way through, but I'm just pointing out that probably at one point in history, even other languages, for some reason, counted 1-20 differently than 20+ numbers and they sort of stuck.
The Danish are similarly bad with numbers as the French
We're not bad with numbers, just at naming them. ๐ But that's why we pretty much always use abbreviations.
Abbreviations. Of numbers. Don't think about it. ๐
My ass will know I ran out when the panic fire stops working and not one second before. And probably several after.
Wait til you find out how Abraham Lincoln counted the passage of time in the Gettysburg Address...