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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The monkey has a right bare arm.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does he have a left bear arm?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~Awkward clapping~