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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The most important thing for me is whether my doctor is Proud to be an American.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now wait- there's a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?

Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to... 🤢... help one another doesn't count!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.

So "my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals"

oh, uh,... okay...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don't, the Proud American Committee executes you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the ~~body~~ blood of christ)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even though not all drinks are

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know how you play hail mary but that’s what me and the boys always do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, jesus is delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the laugh! :D