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Terrified Conservative Planning To Move To 1930s Austria If Trump Loses (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Weren't they at war in the 1930s??? I mean not with other countries. This had nothing to do with WWII.

They were fighting against emus.....and LOSING. Yes, the bird, emus. Lost a war.....to birds. Whose only tactic was "when they shoot at us, we RUN!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's Australia, not Austria.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit. I misread that.

Well it's Austrias fault. That would be like if Hawaii were named Camada and expect people will always read it as intended. Should just get their own damn name. Plus, Hitler came from Austria. They should have changed their name in 1946. Been like "Sorry guys, thats our bad."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TBF to Osterreich, in their native tongue it's a different large flightless bird whose name they've stolen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it should really be called the Eastern Kingdoms in English.