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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn't miss any fight scenes.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

And then everyone clapped.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I had sex once sooooooo

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