this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is this like always having to clack tongs a couple of times every time you pick them up?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The only difference is this one only increases with age. When you become a dad there's a sharp uptake in this behaviour as you chase the kid around the house with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yes, most definitely

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm not finding it now but there are some shorts where the guy gives a tong to teenagers and they don't double clack.

also no double press on a drill.

this generation is lost man