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[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who TF calls a griddle a "Hotplate"?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A hot plate and a griddle aren’t the same thing

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm aware; I was envisioning someone with a griddle b/c that's what I use to make pancakes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, just to make sure I understand. You acknowledge there's a difference between a hotplate and a griddle. You read the post where they said the driver was using a hotplate explicitly, not a griddle. Yet because you use a griddle to make pancakes, you assume OP really meant to put griddle, not hotplate? Even though you fully understand and acknowledge the distinction between those two items?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was drunk and falling asleep. Would you like to write a few more paragraphs criticizing a person you don't know online or are you done?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm trying, but I have writers block.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't trying to criticize, apologies for that. I was just genuinely confused and looking to get clarification. I hope you slept well and woke up hangoverless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I did, ty! Sorry for the grumpy response.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You're both just so cute.

I love it.

Wholesome lemmings should be a community.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Me and almost everyone I know.