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The Ol' Jump 'n Tap (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wana trade? I'm 5'6 and I would do dam near anything to be 5'10. Outside of a halfbrother who is 6'3, I'm the tallest one in my family.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel a bit sorry for my son who’s down on how short he is. It looks like he’s plateauing at 5’8” or 5’9”. Trying to tell him he’s at least average height doesn’t work when im 6’3” and the guys in my family are pretty much all 6+.

…. My ex makes jokes about poisoning my gene pool but never within hearing of the kid. He can’t help but see she is only 5’2” though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ya, he needs to come hang out with me for a bit, lol. He can reach the top shelf for me and get stuff down off the top of my closet for me when my wife(she's like 5'10ish) isn't around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm down, being tall suuuucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I don't wana be tall. I just wana be able to reach the top shelf, lol.