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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Y'all still jump at this age??

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

49 here and still do it. I also walk along walls if one happens to run along side a path I'm on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Are you possessed by a demon per chance

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We try. And fall. And realize how ridiculous that looked. Then try again next time...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I had someone driving by stop to ask if I was ok. Shit, I can’t be doing that anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'll let you know in a few years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Of course, it's how you stay healthy (not jumping in particular, but exercise and dynamic movement outside of walking)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No, they crouch and smack me when I'm high.