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[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I dunno why the robot devil specified "solid" gold-- the original song just said gold. You can make violins out of metal, so theoretically a gold one could work.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Liquid, plasma and gas are even worse.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

After the diamond industry goes under maybe debeers'll start pushing the plasma gold wedding ring

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We already do. You'd know if you weren't so poor.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It would be really soft, so if you ever drop it, the sound would be completely wrecked.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

and it would be heavy as fuck. if you held it by the neck it would probably bend. and you couldn't tension the strings.

probably a pretty shitty fiddy

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Was... was that the Fiddle the devil used in the competition? Cuz if so, no fucking wonder he lost.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The song also didn't say pure gold. I bet someone could rig up a 14k fiddle.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If you rest it on your shoulder and are gentle when tensioning the strings, it can probably work, but don't go too aggressive on the strings or they'll probably snap (if gold) or bend the tensioners.

I'm going with "plausible" but totally impractical.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

how do you tension soft gold strings without them stretching?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Very... gently...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ever heard of alloys? All things “gold” are actually alloys because pure gold is pretty damn useless for the reason you cited.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I thought people usually just did a gold coating around a more reasonable material. In this case, your fiddle would still be wood, but it would have a gold finish to look pretty.

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