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Poll Finds Ron DeSantis Candidate Voters Could Most Imagine Drinking Beer Alone (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

“What this tells us is that voters see DeSantis as the sort of guy who could really just spend a whole evening nursing a Heineken alone in a dark corner of a bar"

Finally! A candidate I can relate with.

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