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[โ€“] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (16 children)

One of the reasons women will find this repugnant is because they didn't normalize their tables. Should be boyfriend_id is null.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Or, if you allow for polyamory and non-hetero relationships, you probably need a rel table (and some joins in the query).

Maybe GIRLS is just a view...

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