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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin' hot, I'm sure, if that's what you're into.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This but unironically.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No wonder they never invented time machines to get to the future, if we're so keen on bullying them.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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