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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I don't own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't own a tractor

So you rent or lease one?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I just borrow my Dad's, tyvm.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.