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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be witty (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eat 19 avocados a day.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't afford that. They don't just grow on trees

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷