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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't afford that. They don't just grow on trees

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Talk to a doctor instead of a buncha chuckle-fucks on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah they don't know anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Increase your meat (including animal fat) intake, eat eggs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I already binge eggs and choline containing foods 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

In comparison I eat almost only beef and eggs. Occasionally chicken and lamb. That had all my blood work in order, though it took 2 years to go from obese to the top of normal the blood work got good in only a couple of weeks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What did you change to correct bloods?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I cut out all plant based food and substituted fatty meat and eggs

Beware though that reference ranges are averages of the population the testing lab sees and only sick people get their blood checked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Protein go brrr. What was your health problem?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I was fat, not anymore; hay fever, gone; gout, gone