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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pet the cat. Pet the kitty! Now!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I do as I am commanded. The kitty has been pet.