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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're looking for a volume icon ninja-pirate-wizard, who takes no prisoners. They work hard and play hard ~~so get ready for your boss to be overly demanding and drunk~~.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

a rockstar is who they want

The hiring person says they want a rock star developer, the candidate trashes everything and shoots heroin, HR responds"he's good"