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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I heard that they can climb to the ceiling and drop down. Not sure how true it is, but helps to enforce how nightmarish they are, like they are some sort of unstoppable entity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I've heard that too, but it seems pretty unlikely and I never experienced it when I had bedbugs. Plus it would have to be a pregnant(?) bedbug to continue to spread the infestation, otherwise the rare one that dropped on the bed would be stuck there and eventually die...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I dunno if they’re quite that smart. If they are, they didn’t do that when I had them.