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They're just telling us what the aliens wanted us to know. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That’s stupid, humans make terribly inefficient slaves:

  • can’t see in the dark
  • can’t follow a pheromone trail
  • can’t carry more than 6 times its body weight
  • can’t eat rocks
  • can’t reproduce more than once a year
  • gets depression

Hyper-advanced alien race, my foot. Any overlord worth its salt knows ants are far superior, and I won’t worship any cosmic entity that doesn’t.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You'd think they would at least genetically engineer away the useless tailbones in our butt which can easily be bruised if you sit wrong.