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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well now you can pull one out whenever it starts getting yellow and regrow it. It won't take many for him to start brushing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ How long do you think it takes to regrow a child?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won't make it happen any quicker.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Is that what happened to Musk, Trump, Putin, etc.? They got decanted from the tubes too soon? I mean, that makes sense, but why not just let it wither on the vine at that point? Shareholder pressure? Curious.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, I was quoting RFC 1925, the twelve networking truths....

(2) No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can't increase the speed of light.

  • (2a) (corollary). No matter how hard you try, you can't make a baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won't make it happen any quicker.

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1925