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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

How about cardboard derivatives?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Like drink straws?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

A SERIES Of TUBES!

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