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If you knew in advance about being laid off, how would you YOLO the exit interview? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I am fairly sure that I am being laid off with other Sr. Engineers tomorrow and need some ideas. Basically, I saw a calendar mistake by HR, so oops!

Meh. It's gonna suck for a bit, but whatevers. Life is more important than a shit job. :)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Go there in dirty, wet fishing gear and holding a large fresh fish. Slap the fish on the table, pull out a sharp knife, and go to town skinning and filleting it, all while giving a very earnest assessment of where the company is going wrong. But keep a big grin on your face the whole time.

Bonus points if you call everyone in the interview 'Ron' the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bonus points if you call everyone in the interview 'Ron' the whole time.

Well, it will be two ladies at this meeting so that will be interesting. I am only 10mins from the nearest river as well....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

If either of them has ever watched Office Space they will probably laugh about it.