this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It is on 4chan, so there's an approximately 99% chance it's completely made up, and the poster can barely lift his keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Idk they do have all the /fit/ rogan bros and no social skills meaning nothing but time for gains, sigma alphas and whatnot. Could be tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's wild how we all forgot ON DAY ONE what the whole point of 4chan was, which was that since there is no barrier to entry, no identity, then you as the viewer are supposed to wonder what's real or not, but always have to assume anything said is false, even if it's tantalizing. It's a game, you're not supposed to take anything seriously there... and yet the place has impacted international politics repeatedly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Discuss as if real, react as if fake

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

50/50 chance between normal keyboard and no arm muscles whatsoever and normal arm muscles and the thickest, full metal mechanical keyboard you've ever seen.