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[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Let's be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like something a red flag would say. What are you doing this Saturday night?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Red flag and wallowing in misery. If you've got parental issues then you're just my type.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you're into that or what

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really, but nobody is perfect. You're mine now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Young love in the making, how beautiful

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Texasdrunk and Trainwreck will have beautiful, perpetually unstable alcoholic Texan children. Life is beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Sounds boring. But probably correct.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

If I've learned anything, it's that "date-able" is never to be confused with "sex-able". Of course, like all good advice, this is easier said than done.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Must be 18, too old for him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lemon Demon is still around? Crazy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Well, spirit phone was 8 years ago. Neil hasn't done much under the Lemon Demon name since then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That was ... better than I expected. Nice.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Fat chicks need love too