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Programming is really easy (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

if(goingtohitstuff) {
brake;
}

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm so so sorry. I put in

if(isGoingToHitStuff) { Break; }

and now thousands of people are dead.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact, that's literally what the code does in Teslas. They shut off self driving if they sense an imminent impact in an attempt to shift legal culpability onto the driver.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Senior dev material right here.