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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

These cargo vans are heavier and get worse fuel economy than a half ton with a similar engine. I'm not sure why lemmings hold them out as the more viable alternative to pickups. They're great if you have a bunch of stuff to protect from prying eyes but don't tow well and you can't put long, heavy or tall things in.