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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

“If someone is on the fence I’ll just tell them some unfettered shit like Pete Buttigieg wants to ban halogen headlights or mud flaps and they’ll throw their credit card at me. It’s like taking candy from a baby.”

Lmfao, I know it's satire, but this is so dead on it almost stings as well. The 90% Medicare reimbursement thing was the same way.

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