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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Prolly cuz I'm not stupid enough to drive my car off-road if it ain't capable of handling the terrain.

I have taken appropriately lifted vehicles off-road many times, though, and many of them weren't big ass lifted trucks because that's rarely what's actually needed. Oh, and even if you do need said lift, a truck ain't even the best vehicle for that purpose.

But go on, keep pretending the .01% of truck owners actually travelling through 4ft of mud to get to and from their farm are the normal use case for trucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Dude there isn't even a paved road leading to my town, everything is off road, go touch grass lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Show me on the doll where the big truck touched you