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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

We need ground clearance too lol

Also awd isn't 4x4

Also if you put wet things inside the cab and turn on the heater you are going to have a condensation nightmare

Maybe stay in your own lane gamer dude

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We need ground clearance too lol

And there are vehicles other than trucks or 4-runnerd that have that.

Also awd isn't 4x4

Never said AWD, I said 4x4

Also if you put wet things inside the cab

Never said put it in the cabin, I said put it in the trunk

Maybe stay in your own lane gamer dude

I'd love to, but these oversized pavement princesses are forcing me to dodge around them because they can't control a big, heavy vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which small vehicles are 4x4

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which small vehicles

Before you play the goalposts game: I said smaller, not small, though some listed would probably count as small:

New vehicles

And since price was the initial complaint: [used](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=used+small+4x4, though if that gives you too many trucks

You'll notice almost immediately that there are many 4x4 vehicles with ground clearance that aren't also gigantic trucks that will go unused for their main intended purpose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

First link, most vehicles aren't available here. Yeah I totally wish we got the Suzuki Jimny and Dacia duster but we don't

So the only options are Tacoma (expensive) and ranger (no longer a small truck)

Subaru is popular here but people prefer domestic vehicles due to parts availability here

Second link just shows me a bunch of body on frame vehicles (full sized trucks and suvs)?

You've got me totally confused gamer dude, what models do you want my neighbours to drive exactly? Why are you so condescending, especially considering you have zero knowledge on this topic

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago

Why are you so condescending, especially considering you have zero knowledge on this topic

The projection is cute