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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday (www.theonion.com)

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

As I’m sure pudding fingers will be inspired to make this into an actual law, and as I’m sure he doesn’t know what “ex post facto” means, I look forward to seeing this applied to my over-22-year-old childless sister.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It took me a minute to figure out who pudding fingers was. There are so many doughy politicians.

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