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Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Also they'll be able to call the local riot police whenever they need to remove any student from their classroom by claiming they're being disruptive.