this post was submitted on 12 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:

Day 1 enlightenment

Always on right side of the dual justice system

Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18

Only deal with 1st world problems

Someone else pays your taxes