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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What worked for me: marry one of those people

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It only works for men.

If women marry a man that sleeps in then he is lazy and needs to be woken up or he's a bum. If a woman marries a man and she sleeps in he's a dickhead if he doesn't let her get her beauty sleep and he's lazy if he goes to bed early.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yup, am apparently lazy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I did marry one. A decade later, nothing has changed (not for lack of trying). :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Absolutely fucking not.