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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

step 1: be cute and fuzzy

step 2: don't not be cute and fuzzy

step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

step 4: take everything. it's yours.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more