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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Honey! It turns out viruses bigger than 5-10 microns CAN be airborne! Lots of bigger viruses are airborne! Some engineer told me! Yes, I know he's not a doctor and the CDC says otherwise.

The guy who came up with that number was doing secret bioweapon research on weaponizing TB! Yes, I know it's not very secret if the results ended up in every textbook in the last 70 years.

But the Chinese are using air filters to fight it!

-Like 10 people in 2020 when everyone was washing groceries and not wearing masks.

You can also get Casandra Syndrome if you apply some critical thought to the news.