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I would love to plant trees, but I have a very small lot and it’s already got just about as many trees as I can put on it (because of an easement I can’t put any in back where I’d like to). I have 6 pine by my garage, a huge oak in front, and some piece of shit tree with small leaves that I hate but does a great job shading my house in summer - it’s about tripled in size in the 10 years I’ve been here.
But I do collect acorns from my massive old oak tree (probs about 100 yrs old - the house is 140) and give buckets of them to whomever wants to spread them on their land.
Teamwork makes the dream work, and I’m actually going to get a full drop of acorns this year (haven’t had one in 3-4 years)
That’s great! I’m experimenting with growing acorns into seedlings to give away. Acorns can sometimes have poor germination or get eaten if you scatter them about. Then again it’s a lot easier so if even a few grow this can be a good approach.
Yeah this is mostly for people with large acerage. I live in a semi-rural town and there’s a lot of money to be had in tax write offs spreading trees on their own disused farmland. They don’t care if they all grow, they want the least amount of work possible, and every tree that comes up in a given year is an additional sum of money (I don’t really understand the program, but it seems to be very fine grain, down to individual trees or like a per m2 density or something, and the type of tree matters, oaks are worth more than birch for example). I could probably charge for them if I really wanted to, even without being sprouted, but I’d rather they just grow.
So far (10 years) I’ve given away about 20 5 gallon buckets worth, acorns only (no sticks, leaves, rocks, or loose caps), about half of that to people I know who spread them before the leaves fell. Good for nature and wildlife :)