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[–] [email protected] 179 points 6 months ago (12 children)

The Chicken and the Pig

The fable of the Chicken and the Pig is used to illustrate the differing levels of commitment from project stakeholders involved in a project. The basic fable runs:

A Pig and a Chicken are walking down the road.
The Chicken says: "Hey Pig, I was thinking we should open a restaurant!"
Pig replies: "Hm, maybe, what would we call it?"
The Chicken responds: "How about 'ham-n-eggs'?"
The Pig thinks for a moment and says: "No thanks. I'd be committed, but you'd only be involved."

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Damn, that's a lot fucking darker than I'd thought it'd get on reading the title of the fable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it'd be rarer to find a fable that wasn't dark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tortoise and the hare isn't particularly dark.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You obviously didn't read the version where the hare gets eaten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tortoise kills hare in horrifying video. More at 6.

Edit: it was a seabird

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