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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'd believe this would come out of Texas if real.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I assumed it was real at first. They've gone so far that onion headlines sound less and less ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

100% this is some shit they'd do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Its where project2025 (or whatever it is) gets their outline from.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.