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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I am one.

It's very easy when there's so many better chicken sandwich alternatives. Popeyes chicken for example, Wendy's. Not to mention the half a dozen local joints.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Just trying to safely navigate their overcrowded parking lots is enough for me.