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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Yeah, that was Perjury Greene. So named because she straight up committed blatant perjury during the hearing to determine whether she was eligible for reelection.

Lawyer for the people of Georgia: asks straightforward question about the events of January 6th

Perjury Greene: "I don't recall"

Her own lawyer 15-30 minutes later: asks the same question phrased slightly different

Perjury Greene: suddenly recalls everything down to the most minute fictitious detail

Of course, since it's Georgia where the state level judges are almost all corrupt Republicans (but I repeat myself), nothing came of it and she was allowed to run without any repercussions from the perjury 🤬