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[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It’s real, and it’s the best news I’ve read in a while!

Ben Collins

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

bringing back The Onion News Network

hell yeah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

The one on marijuana...simply perfect.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Big if true.