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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The new one looks like he'd schedule a meeting to all agree on a timeline for the plundering of the next shore to "move forward"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Old captain Morgan: "Alright lads there's booty to be had!"

New captain Morgan: "I dear say chaps I believe it's time to shedule our next swashbuckling outing!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Idk, I just threw "Alright me lassies, let's hit dem shores and fuck up the place for wenches and mead, yarr!" into a "English to oversanitized middle management gobbledygook" translation tool and this is what it spewed out.