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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Huh, I thought Steve died a few years ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

No, he just went to college. Although it is possible he was replaced with a liberal doppleganger while there.