Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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It's clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive.
Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.
Nice try Larry David
I will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness..
I'm a bald bearded 6 foot man.
Do you work in or near some chemical or nuclear industries or why do have 6 feet? /j
Nice to meet you. I'm a 6-balled bearded footman.