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Night owls have been a thing since long before cell phones existed
The increase in people who can't sleep because of cell phone usage at night has increased because of cell phones. This is a well known thing. No one is saying night owls didn't exist before cellphones.
Or night owls just fuck a lot more than early birds, so we're taking over the population
Conspiracy! You all will turn into vampires later....I saw it in that true blood documentary.